verylargedog:

i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

(via zackisontumblr)

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(via megjosep)

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via megjosep)

bogleech:

gameraboy:

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via megjosep)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via megjosep)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via megjosep)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via megjosep)

lookingfortronler:

me

(via onewithout-theother)

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

(via spongebobssquarepants)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via orgasmic-humor)

finlandiyeah:

aphvivamexico:

I’m so fucking pumped about hetalia rn i’m going to shove a whole globe up my ass

DO NOT SHOVE A WHOLE GLOBE UP YOUR ASS

(via afuckingeggidk-deactivated20160)